Description: We all know them, none of us love them. That’s right- The Cesar Millan Wannabe (CMW). Whether you are a fan of CM or want him to burn in the lowest pit of hell, you have to admit this person is annoying. Really, really, annoying. The entirety of their dog knowledge is gained from reading CM’s books and watching his program religiously. Their own dog is usually terribly behaved and completely ignores CM’s most often used catchphrase “Tsst”.
Common Locations: Dog parks, where they can impart their “knowledge” on innocent bystanders and demonstrate alpha rolls on unsuspecting dogs. Trolling internet forums where they pick fights with anyone and everyone who will give them the time of day.
Wardrobe: “Be the Pack Leader” and “Leader of the Pack” t-shirts, rollerblades, fanny packs and dog packs strapped on each hip. Dogs are usually wearing cheap slip leashes, or more recently the…
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